Ben Willenbring

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AI-Generated Short Story: Water is just Earth Soup

This story was seeded with 1 partial Slack message and 2 texts from one of my daughter’s classmates.


Water is Just Earth Soup

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Dawg! Diana here over at ******. Listen home-slice: we need to stage a huge choreographed reorg to telegraph buku serious intent to the analysts and the board that Scrappetizers is on the verge of attaining zen-like enlightenment regarding how to build s*** for the clouds! Like pronto.

Get your hands on it already! I promise if they have the muck in hand, I'll run the gander. If not, do yourself a favor! Grab your shit off now! #sneaklypics @sneakly PsiDuke: The way you write the script is not your friend. All the script is my personal personal personal favorite, so I want to leave that to you the next time you write a script. But that's just my opinion and I respect everything you do and every time you say this shit you're doing it to build your ego on all of the bullshit I made up about you. #smashing_nite @Sneakly PsiDuke: If you're working under the assumption that this can't all be done in one sitting, then there's no point in working on it, because one piece of shit will get you up to speed in about six hours. That shit can't even be my name. You just gotta sit in there, it's fine to sit in there for five or six hours before I do another project.

The annointed person in charge of polishing the accounting coconut shells – which, by the way, are rearranged on a quarterly basis for the benefit of the board – took an extended leave of absence due to... a unicycling accident from a sabbatical in Bali with some top-drawer diamond-plated jet setters. When this happened, he immediately took on new responsibilities. He had to start over. In the process, he was getting his foot caught in his pants, getting fed up. Then one day, in the end we found a new job. That was when we realized he wasn't even a banker anymore. He was running a consulting firm, running a real estate company, writing up papers. You can read a full analysis of the impact of Paddy's sabbatical here: Paddy's Sabbatical, Business Life, in this short piece from the magazine entitled 'Is The End Of The Debt Free Yet?', with the final sentence: Water is just earth soup!

Think about that. If there is someone who is trying to break the law, and even if they don't know he is illegal they will do it for no particular reason whatsoever; or their state will take the lead on the matter. But the law will come to their aid. For someone like me who does not want to break a law is probably a criminal. What will happen to law is determined by the state. When he breaks, he will break for no other reason than to try to keep them from breaking again. So if there are people whose only concern is breaking laws then he might help break the law for them. This is the law, and you cannot do otherwise. There is no law. This is the law. No law exists in it. It happens around us. And because of this law it can never be broken. It doesn't happen when people come into our country illegally and violate laws in foreign. It happens with the law. There's no law. Law is a principle and it's not in the hands of some people. And the law, through all of the laws, will always end, because the human is not built on the law. It will never end because of its own mistakes. If you break the law, why? We don't have a law that says you can break the law because you're not a citizen. How can you break the law? You only do this on the spot.

I've reached a point of exhaustion. I simply cannot speak shoe language. I am so scared, so miserable, and so frustrated. I may eventually have no desire to call the doctor. To be honest, I'm not sure I will, to be sure I'm done. I look forward to getting help, so it's not like I can imagine not seeing it before. And then at some point tomorrow night I will see them. I know it will be horrible. But I can't say that I will stay up late watching tv. I'm so tired of having things that I don't want to watch anymore. But of course with the health of me and the stress of other people that are doing really things I can't even begin to explain now. That's the whole fear I have and my whole anxiety about this situation that I have no future for. I need this. I need to get it over with and be open to it and be sure I am not leaving before I'm up the next night so I can really help someone to be sure that their kids and their grandchildren and their friends do the best they can for them. You never know how you're going to respond to a challenge of this importance and to have just as much support once you go over. What I cannot help is not to let people die. I feel as though I am in the middle of more than one tragedy with so much to live with. I've been talking to you a lot over the past few days. It's been frustrating.


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